Baby, If You Love Me...

In lieu of the upcoming holiday, I have decided to post about the cons and pros of...Valentines day!
Yes. I said cons and pros. Not pros and cons. Live.
I think we can all agree that Valentine's Day really sucks if you fall under any of the following categories:
Single, broke, single and sad about it, taken and alone (special somebody gone away?), single , taken but don't care about Valentines Day, single, single and in denial about it, single and angry about it, single because you're so desperate that nobody wants to be around you, etc.
Even if you're single and happy, you still want to murder yourself when Valentines day rolls around because everywhere you look there are people who are 1) all over each other (Get a room ok?? Geez!) Or 2) watching the people who are all over each other, unsatisfied with their own lives and wishing that they had someone too. I mean.
What's so great about Valentines day anyway? Its a day to remember a dead priest guy who was killed for illegally marrying people.  ILLEGALLY. So this whole holiday should be banned! Its a breeding ground for jealousy and contempt. You know its true.
Remember Suzy from first grade? You wanted her to be your Valentine? But she liked Bobby. You were jealous. You wanted to rip his head off. But at any other time, you were good friends with Bobby. Valentines day has a way of twisting people out of the norms.
Before you protest my point, please examine the following criteria. If you match any of them, your opinion will quickly be discounted.
-Married
-Dating someone
-A chocolate addict
-Any type of a sugar addict
-A hopeless romantic
-A hopeless SINGLE romantic
-A big shot candy distributor
-Owner of Hershey's brand chocolate
-Anybody who hopes to make a profit by selling flowers or candy or cards or whatever else people sell on Valentines day...

Basically what I'm saying is.... unless you agree with me, your opinion is discounted.
Now.... about the pros.... I guess Valentines day is an opportunity to eat lots of junk food and not be judged about it. Face it. You know its true.

Thank you.
Good night.