Nothing to Write About!

Taken from my essay book
(Written June 15, 2011)

After attempting [and failing] to find a subject to write about, I decided to write about nothing.
Writing about nothing is a pain for several reasons.
1) You have a lot of paper to fill and nothing to say.
2) It's kind of hard to write when you're actually writing about nothing.
3)I don't know anything about nothing.
4)I keep getting distracted by everything! Which makes this paper really inauthentic.
Sorry.
You have to be in a certain kind of mood to be able to write aboutnothing.
There has to be a  bit of brain dysfunction, because you have to really only be able to think of nothing in order to successfully write about nothing. Also, you have to be a bit of a smart alec. Because really, what kind of a student is going to write about nothing??
Not one who prefers to appear studious.
Of course, writing about nothing could in fact be proof of a brilliant mind. I mean... have you every successfully written about nothing?
Not many people have. You can try but... Unless you have a superior teacher or an insanely capable mind... you could end up with a disaster on your hands.